ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

thatsbrutaldude:

Lick Lick

captivemistake:

drunkpeeta:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

why am i not surprised 

You need the cops in Canada?

tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

(Source: kyokutou-ranshin-tengoku)

isquesque:

gotou is all of us

isquesque:

date’s face though

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

(Source: droolingotaku)

far-too-many-fandoms:

kanrose:

riddle-my-hiddles:

kanrose:

the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”

he was so fucking terrified

are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god

i’m honestly starting to think that he is

well he is the man upstairs